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Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

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Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?
Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->

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Important Notice!To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain inPower,
The President has decided to Change his Nameto, >>>
MIAN PERVEZ MUSHARRAF BHUTTO!

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At the door of heaven angels were giving sheets to everyone to write
full detail about their sins and before I could write a word I heard your voice
” EXTRA SHEET PLEASE”.
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Arzz Kya Hay.
Un ko Dekh Ker Tanha Dil Ko Tasalay Si houty Hay..
Un Ka Hath Tham Loun To Muhobaat Si Houty hay..
Woooo Agar Jaan Lain Mery Inn Khayali Batoun koo....
Mughy Apny Donooo Galoun Per Sourkhy Si Mahsoos Huty hay.

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Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai
Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai
Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai
Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai
Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai!!!!! ;)
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Arz Kya Hay.....
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli...
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli......
Perda Joo Uthaya too Under Say Siah Nikli.
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Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai
Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai
Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai
Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai
Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai!!!!! ;)
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Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE
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Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

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3 sardars were going on a motorcycle.

Policeman gives hand to stop....

sardar shouted : Oye Pagal hai kya tu teen pehle hi bahite hain tu kahan bhaite ga....
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aaj kal aapke sms aana band hai
w wah wah wah wah w wah wah wah wah
khafa ho humse ya phir balance kum hai.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hy ???






SoChO !








SoChO !










Aur SoChO !














Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->

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Dosti Karo College wali se,
Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se,
........aur maar khao ger wali se.
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
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Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE
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Ishq kia hai gham ka darya hai,
Ishq kia hai gham ka darya hai ,
Nalka band kar do Lota bhar gya hai.

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Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai
Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai
Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai
Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai
Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai!!!!! ;)
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oey meray yaar.
meray dil k karar.
meri mercedez car.
meray guitar.
meray twinkle star.
meri roti aur achar.
meray moteon k haar.
meray dil k taar.
I MISS U YAAR
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Bari..
mushqil
se hum app k liye raat ko
aasmaan se

channd aur taray tod ker la rahay thay

wapsy per

Shopper phat gaya

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Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono'n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
..........
................
...................
Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ... :)













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